Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,

And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

- Robert Frost, "Cluster of Faith," 1962

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathy Norris

To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else. - Emily Dickinson

Yes, I will try to be. Because I believe that not being is arrogant. - Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

Life is the hyphen between matter and spirit. - Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot. - Ashleigh Brilliant

I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life. - Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes

You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave. - Quentin Crisp